I heart NYC.

My Top Ten Most Random Things I Have Seen Or Hope To See In New York City
(in no particular order)

• A man dressed up like a lumpy Lady Liberty
• Mrs. Baxter... one of those scary bag ladies who lives in my friend's building
• A Mexican in full Mexican attire serenading me on the subway car
• A mugging where the person scares the robber away using loud profane language
• A cab driver who is a US citizen and speaks English
• Somalian pirates drinking beers merrily with Columbian durg lords
• A rich fashionista trip on her oversized heels while crossing a busy street
• A rowboat full of Canadians on the Hudson river
• Bret and Jermaine
• My sorority sisters on a rooftop